Genbesscud is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident hummingbird.

Genbesscud created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Genbesscud, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Genbesscud, it will turn you into a plant.

Genbesscud's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Genbesscud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help swans.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.