Tailrakyim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical lion.

Tailrakyim created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Tailrakyim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tailrakyim, she will turn you into a frog.

Tailrakyim's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tailrakyim's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Put Tailrakyim first in all things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.