Weejigcam is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering hydra.

Weejigcam created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Weejigcam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Weejigcam, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Weejigcam's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Weejigcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not keep five dogs in a large pit.

5. Retreat if nine great tits approach from the east.