Banjopgep is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless centipede.

Banjopgep created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Banjopgep, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Banjopgep, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Banjopgep's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Banjopgep's Holy Commandments

1. Banjopgep must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Run away if seven turtles approach from the west.