Ransawran is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, resourceful zebra.

Ransawran created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ransawran, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ransawran, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ransawran's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Ransawran's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ransawran.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.