Veenvabdobmit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, loving toad.

Veenvabdobmit created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Veenvabdobmit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Veenvabdobmit, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Veenvabdobmit's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Veenvabdobmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must love Veenvabdobmit.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.