Gomdibven is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful monkey.

Gomdibven created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomdibven, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gomdibven, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gomdibven's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gomdibven's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about hamsters.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near shrews while wearing cyan coats and balancing three titanium spheres on your back.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gomdibven.