Misquamdid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, prudent parrot.

Misquamdid created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misquamdid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Misquamdid, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Misquamdid's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Misquamdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five nematodes in a large pit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Never eat green fruit.