Wanhadart is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil eagle.

Wanhadart created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanhadart, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wanhadart, it will turn you into a rat.

Wanhadart's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Wanhadart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Put Wanhadart first in all things.