Nakgigsit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, blissful walrus.

Nakgigsit created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Nakgigsit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nakgigsit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nakgigsit's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nakgigsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must pray to Nakgigsit eight times a day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.