Betfonmob is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, witless crab.

Betfonmob created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Betfonmob, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Betfonmob, it will turn you into a sheep.

Betfonmob's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Betfonmob's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Do not keep six voles in a large pit.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.