Wikbosshak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unfair bee.

Wikbosshak created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikbosshak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wikbosshak, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wikbosshak's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Wikbosshak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Do not keep six great tits in a large pit.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.