Komfashon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident ferret.

Komfashon created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Komfashon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komfashon, it will turn you into a tree.

Komfashon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Komfashon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to sharks while wearing pink tights.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Komfashon.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not make images of living things.