Saklangeb is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome whale.

Saklangeb created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Saklangeb, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Saklangeb, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Saklangeb's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Saklangeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Hide from blue ants for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Saklangeb on top of important buildings.

5. Always take life seriously.