Fardotfom is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unjust tapir.

Fardotfom created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fardotfom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fardotfom, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fardotfom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fardotfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not kill mites.