Rildambet is a god.

She takes the form of a small, dishonest aardvark.

Rildambet created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rildambet, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rildambet, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Rildambet's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rildambet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not speak about lemons.