Fashat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic fox.

Fashat created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fashat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fashat, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fashat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fashat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry monkeys.

2. Do not keep seven tapirs in a large pit.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fashat.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.