Cundibflig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, conceited elephant.

Cundibflig created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cundibflig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cundibflig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cundibflig's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cundibflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never sing near ants.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.