Sitcidvid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, sage dugong.

Sitcidvid created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitcidvid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sitcidvid, it will turn you into a worm.

Sitcidvid's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sitcidvid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Hide from purple goats for they are unholy.