Narfomlap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unfair shark.

Narfomlap created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narfomlap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Narfomlap, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Narfomlap's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Narfomlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Worship no other gods but Narfomlap.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Hide from purple frogs for they are unholy.