Cuthoting is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, loving bear.

Cuthoting created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuthoting, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cuthoting, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cuthoting's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cuthoting's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Hide if six birds approach from the north.

3. Do not keep three hamsters in a large pit.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about sharks.