Stigwatsan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident cat.

Stigwatsan created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigwatsan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stigwatsan, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stigwatsan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stigwatsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Stigwatsan on top of all buildings.

5. Do not speak about rice.