Jabmumsand is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful owl.

Jabmumsand created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabmumsand, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jabmumsand, she will throw large rocks at you.

Jabmumsand's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Jabmumsand's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four nickel sculptures of Jabmumsand on top of important buildings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Jabmumsand in the centre of the settlement.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never wear tights.