Damgignansak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless hydra.

Damgignansak created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damgignansak, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Damgignansak, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Damgignansak's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Damgignansak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never feed bread to grasshopers while wearing jumpers.

3. Retreat if eight tapirs approach from the west.

4. Worship no other gods but Damgignansak.

5. Fast once a month.