Flanstikjat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, omniscient wyvern.

Flanstikjat created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanstikjat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flanstikjat, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Flanstikjat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Flanstikjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Run away if nine monkeys approach from the south.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Never eat figs.