Stikdossarf is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered jaguar.

Stikdossarf created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikdossarf, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stikdossarf, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Stikdossarf's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Stikdossarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck white.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.