Fidmifbag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unselfish fairy.

Fidmifbag created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidmifbag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fidmifbag, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fidmifbag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fidmifbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not dye your hair black.