Rotwanlun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, idiotic fox.

Rotwanlun created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotwanlun, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rotwanlun, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rotwanlun's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Rotwanlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.