Jenkendob is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless mink.

Jenkendob created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Jenkendob, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jenkendob, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jenkendob's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Jenkendob's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never look at black holes.