Niggutfot Sablabbom is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical wasp.

Niggutfot Sablabbom created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Niggutfot Sablabbom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Niggutfot Sablabbom, he will be very sad.

Niggutfot Sablabbom's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Niggutfot Sablabbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Niggutfot Sablabbom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Niggutfot Sablabbom.