Gangamyarlkin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient lizard.

Gangamyarlkin created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gangamyarlkin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gangamyarlkin, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gangamyarlkin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gangamyarlkin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.