Quafgignillmadlegvoggam is a god.

He takes the form of a large, impressive camel.

Quafgignillmadlegvoggam created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafgignillmadlegvoggam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quafgignillmadlegvoggam, he will turn you into a frog.

Quafgignillmadlegvoggam's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Quafgignillmadlegvoggam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must love Quafgignillmadlegvoggam.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about spacetime.