Zoddunnill is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, confident hare.

Zoddunnill created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zoddunnill, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zoddunnill, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zoddunnill's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Zoddunnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never hop in the presence of birds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.