Jadnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful turtle.

Jadnurt created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadnurt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jadnurt, it will turn you into a slug.

Jadnurt's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Jadnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Jadnurt loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.