Yatquamvil is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, witty dingo.

Yatquamvil created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatquamvil, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yatquamvil, it will remove you from existence.

Yatquamvil's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Yatquamvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near squirrels while wearing orange ear rings and balancing four zinc spheres on your legs.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near otters while wearing purple shorts.

4. Erect six silicon sculptures of Yatquamvil on top of important buildings.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.