Nanhapmegbuthub is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, kind jackal.

Nanhapmegbuthub created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanhapmegbuthub, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nanhapmegbuthub, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nanhapmegbuthub's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nanhapmegbuthub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Put Nanhapmegbuthub first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.