Ponfudkon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unselfish hummingbird.

Ponfudkon created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponfudkon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ponfudkon, it will turn you into a snail.

Ponfudkon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Ponfudkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Never eat onions.