Kenbassbon Flanbegcid is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty zebra.

Kenbassbon Flanbegcid created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenbassbon Flanbegcid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kenbassbon Flanbegcid, it will turn you into a puffin.

Kenbassbon Flanbegcid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kenbassbon Flanbegcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear fawn kilts.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Never talk about stars.