Tunmitkon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, merciful wolf.

Tunmitkon created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunmitkon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tunmitkon, it will think nothing of it.

Tunmitkon's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tunmitkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat green fruit.