Ditsoglistwon is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish human.

Ditsoglistwon created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditsoglistwon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ditsoglistwon, he will not care at all.

Ditsoglistwon's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ditsoglistwon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Ditsoglistwon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not keep five snails in a large pit.