Begdotgupdod is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unjust slug.

Begdotgupdod created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Begdotgupdod, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Begdotgupdod, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Begdotgupdod's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Begdotgupdod's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Begdotgupdod.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near capybaras while wearing black corsets and balancing nine tin spheres on your neck.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Begdotgupdod.