Gupvigvedflis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, proud raven.

Gupvigvedflis created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupvigvedflis, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gupvigvedflis, it will turn you into a mole.

Gupvigvedflis' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gupvigvedflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.