Kabgubtit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic troll.

Kabgubtit created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabgubtit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kabgubtit, he will think nothing of it.

Kabgubtit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Kabgubtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Retreat if six aardvarks approach from the east.