Sid Mad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever shark.

Sid Mad created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sid Mad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sid Mad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sid Mad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sid Mad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sid Mad.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about dark matter near mites while wearing brown corsets.