Lamnull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, happy mouse.

Lamnull created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lamnull, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lamnull, he will curse you with boils.

Lamnull's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Lamnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. You must love Lamnull.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Always stare at clouds.