Hognulfly is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring wolf.

Hognulfly created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Hognulfly, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hognulfly, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Hognulfly's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hognulfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never paint your neck green.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.