Kombigvag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak walrus.

Kombigvag created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombigvag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kombigvag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kombigvag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Kombigvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Run away from fawn rats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Kombigvag loves ants, so they must be respected.