Gidmetjap Gilrigcud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, confident rat.

Gidmetjap Gilrigcud created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidmetjap Gilrigcud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gidmetjap Gilrigcud, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gidmetjap Gilrigcud's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gidmetjap Gilrigcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Gidmetjap Gilrigcud must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Gidmetjap Gilrigcud in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never hurt bats.