Tabfedkom is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent centaur.

Tabfedkom created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tabfedkom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tabfedkom, he will curse you with boils.

Tabfedkom's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tabfedkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats in need.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never look at asteroids.