Libgovdub is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful walrus.

Libgovdub created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libgovdub, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Libgovdub, she will turn you into a slug.

Libgovdub's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Libgovdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Do not keep six snakes in a large pit.

5. Never think about optics near ducks while wearing orange tights and balancing three gold spheres on your neck.